And the award for the funniest lawyer bio goes to ...

The research staff here at Law & Politics reviews thousands upon thousands of online bios as part of the Super Lawyers selection process.

Our researchers will tell you: if you’re looking for laughs, you're not going to find them in law firm website bios. There are, however, rare (I mean really rare) exceptions. One that was brought to my attention by our director of research is the biography of Martin D. Ginsburg (DC Super Lawyers ’07, ’08) who serves Of Counsel with Fried Frank.

 

If you read his bio, you’ll see that he has a mighty impressive resume. But what’s really impressive is how he manages to make it all funny. And this, from a tax lawyer! A couple of examples:

 

“Professor Ginsburg attended Cornell University, stood very low in his class and played on the golf team.”

 

“he was a member of the ABA Tax Section Council, where he performed no useful service at all; celebrating that achievement, in 2006 the Tax Section gave Professor Ginsburg its lifetime Distinguished Service Award.”

 

Kudos to the marketing department at Fried Frank for not putting the kibosh on this, and to Professor Ginsburg for demonstrating that lawyers need not take themselves too seriously.  

Zebra Lawyer

If there's such a thing as a celebrity football referee, it's Ed Hochuli. He's worked two Super Bowls, 15 playoff games, and has earned the nickname "Guns" for his formidable biceps. And lately, he's come under fire for a controversial call in the closing minutes of the Denver - San Diego contest which ultimately cost the Chargers the game.

What most people don't know about Hochuli is that he is a named partner at one of the largest litigation firms in Arizona. Besides working 30 to 40 hours a week as a referee, he works a 50 hour week as a lawyer, heading up 25 to 50 cases on top of another 200 cases he's involved with. He arrives at the office at 5 am, finds time to pump iron a couple hours most days, and has raised six children.

Read the story we did on the amazing Hochuli from our 2007 Southwest Super Lawyers magazine.

Of Numbers and Names -- The Week That Was

One of my favorite New Yorker cartoons shows a business executive slamming his desk and saying, “What? A billion is a thousand million? Why wasn’t I informed of this!!?”

I think about that cartoon as I contemplate the numbers of the past week. First, there is the $700 billion bailout package. Just as I’m wrapping my brain around all those zeroes, we learn that on Monday, the market went down by a trillion dollars.  

A trillion dollars. That’s a thousand billion. It’s like a million millionaires losing everything in a single trading day.

With losses like these, it’s not surprising to see the actions taken by two firms to respond to the financial crisis. On Wednesday, Susman Godfrey announced the creation of its “Financial Fraud Task Force,” moving their most experienced partners from across the country and relocating them temporarily to the firm’s New York office.

That same day Minneapolis-based Dorsey & Whitney announced the formation of its “Financial Crisis Working Group,” bringing together the firm’s resources from offices in the U.S., Europe and Asia to help businesses deal with the crisis. 

I love these terms. It’s no longer a “practice group.”  That term is too staid -- too plodding for these rapidly changing times. “Task Force” and “Working Group” imply immediate action, a work-through-the-night rapid response. They conjure up images of  legal special ops forces. 

It will be interesting to see how other firms follow. But they better hurry. The best names are going fast.   

Federal Lawsuit Challenges New Louisiana Advertising Rules

The Louisiana Supreme Court’s new rules governing lawyer advertising impose an unconstitutional restriction on free speech according to a complaint filed by Public Citizen and two Louisiana attorneys in U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Louisiana.

The new advertising rules, set to go into effect Dec. 1, would be among the most restrictive in the nation. They would bar a wide range of advertising practices such as the use of testimonials, actors, reenactments, and the utilization of nicknames, monikers, mottos, or trade names that state or imply an ability to obtain results in a matter.

 

In addition to the Louisiana Attorney Disciplinary Board, also named as defendants are Billy R. Pesnell in his capacity as Chair of the Board and Charles B. Plattsmier, as Chief Disciplinary Counsel of the Board’s Office of Disciplinary Counsel. 

David Boies in New York Super Lawyers -- Metro Edition

The newly released New York Super Lawyers -- Metro Edition features a cover story on one of the most celebrated trial lawyers of his generation. David Boies of Boies, Schiller & Flexner, talks about his childhood, his dyslexia, the most important characteristics a good lawyer needs, some of his more famous victories (U.S. v. Microsoft, Westmoreland v. CBS), and his most infamous defeat (Bush v. Gore).

For Boies, losing Bush v. Gore was not just a legal defeat.

"I lost the whole fucking country," he says with a grimace.

You can read the entire Boies profile on superlawyers.com along with stories about other top New York lawyers, including: Deryck Palmer; partners in law and life Thomas Moore and Judith Livingston; Roger Zissu; Harriet Cohen; civil rights attorneys Michael Ratner, Arthur Eisenberg and Manuel Vargas; and a Q&A with Arnold Jacobs.

 

Super Lawyers Files Brief with New Jersey Supreme Court

 On Monday September 15, Super Lawyers filed its "Comments on Report of Special Master" brief with the New Jersey Supreme Court. The Report of the Special Master was filed on June 30, 2008.

Briefs were also filed by Woodward-White, publisher of Best Lawyers in America, Martindale-Hubbell and New Jersey Monthly. The publishers are all intervenors in In Re Opinion 39 of the Committee on Attorney Advertising. The case arose out of the July 24, 2006, issuance of Opinion 39 by the New Jersey Committee on Attorney Advertising. Opinion 39 concluded that it was impermissible for attorneys to communicate their selection by Super Lawyers and Best Lawyers or even to participate in their surveys.

In its brief, Super Lawyers argues, among other things, that the lawyer ratings it publishes provide valuable information to consumers, and are not misleading under the New Jersey Ethics Rules.

“A lawyer’s truthful statement that he or she has been selected by an independent publication, such as Super Lawyers magazine, is not the equivalent of a prohibited 'comparison' and does not raise 'unjustified expectations' in violation of the ethical rules, RPC 7.1(a)(3) and RPC 7.1 (a) (2). And if the regulations were interpreted to prohibit such advertisements, they would run afoul of well-established First Amendment case law.”

Super Lawyers honoree Sandy Litvack hired to pursue Google

The Wall Street Journal and InformationWeek reported earlier this week that litigator Sandy Litvack has been hired by the Justice Department in anticipation of an antitrust showdown with Google over its advertising deal with Yahoo!.

InformationWeek noted that Litvack had been named to the Southern California Super Lawyers list from 2005 through 2008.  Sandy Litvack's profile is posted on superlawyers.com.

New York, New York -- Coming soon

 

With nearly a 150,000 lawyers in the state, New York has more attorneys than any other state according to the ABA. For Super Lawyers, this presents some challenges. What we've done is basically divide the state into two -- the New York City metro area, and upstate.

Metro area lawyers will be listed in 475,000 copies of the September 28, 2008 New York Times Sunday magazine which will distributed in New York city and Long Island. This is the second year we've published Super Lawyers in the Sunday magazine. Last year, Justice John Paul Stevens graced the cover. Some in the press speculated that we had somehow persuaded the editors of the Times to put the jurist on the cover of the very magazine where our list would appear as a special advertising supplement. I have to admit that when we first saw the choice of cover subjects, we were both surprised and pleased. While it would be nice to think that we could exert such control in the world, it just isn't so. The cover choice was a pure coincidence.  

In addition, 121,000 copies of New York Super Lawyers -- Metro Edition magazine will be distributed to lawyers in the metro area. But wait, that's not all. We will also list lawyers from the Westchester area in the October issue of Westchester magazine (readership 369,933).

Upstate lawyers will appear in the cleverly named New York Super Lawyers -- Upstate Edition which will distributed to 25,000 lawyers in the region, and in the September issue of Hudson Valley magazine (readership 163,743). 

Warning in America

The other day I saw a warning on a restroom towel dispenser. It warned that putting your head in the towel loop could result in personal injury or death. I wondered, exactly who is this warning directed towards? What person would actually hang himself in a towel loop if it weren't for this warning?

I ask myself the same thing when I see regulators placing all sorts of restrictions and requirements on lawyer advertising. Take for example the mandatory warning that some states require attorneys to put in their advertising: “The hiring of a lawyer is an important decision and should not be based solely on advertising.”

I suspect that, like the bathroom warning, this warning doesn’t apply to any real people. People are simply not that stupid. And if they were, they wouldn’t read or heed these warnings anyway.

When it comes to regulating lawyer ads, Bates v. Arizona set the standard decades ago: Commercial speech may be regulated to advance a legitimate governmental interest as long as that regulation is not more extensive than is necessary to serve that interest. I suspect that the requirement that lawyers warn people that they shouldn’t rely solely on an ad in hiring a lawyer would not pass the Bates “necessary” test. Without proof that people actually engage in the warned against activity, the warning itself cannot be deemed to be “necessary.” 

So like the bathroom towel dispenser warning, this is just another warning directed at a clueless, but non-existent audience.

 

Special Master Report on Opinion 39 Is Welcome Addition

Retired New Jersey Appellate Division Judge Robert Fall has released his long-awaited report on Opinion 39, the 2006 ruling by the Committee on Attorney Advertising that prohibited attorney participation in listings such as Super Lawyers. Judge Fall's report, produced at the request of the New Jersey Supreme Court and fifteen months in the making, contains much that was worth waiting for:

  • It is good news for consumers and others looking for valuable information about lawyers;
  • It's good news for attorneys wishing to exercise their constitutional right to commercial free speech;
  • And, it's good news for everyone in the media concerned about our right to publish editorial opinion regarding lawyers who provide exceptional service to their clients.

Judge Fall did an excellent job of distilling eight days of testimony and 1,800 pages of documents. The result is a 304-page report that provides a thorough and comprehensive history of attorney advertising, a survey of current practices in various jurisdictions and a detailed discussion of the application of New Jersey's rules of professional conduct to surveys and other marketing practices. The report, like the hearings Judge Fall conducted in preparation for this report, is a powerful example of the jurist's fair and meticulous approach to the issue.

The complete report is well worth reading, but for those interested in the executive summary, Judge Fall found much to praise about the Super Lawyer process, noting for example that our selection procedures are "very sophisticated, comprehensive and complex."   Similarly, Judge Fall notes with favor our system of checks and balances, our database and system safeguards and the various steps we take in assessing the qualifications and good standing of the lawyers on our list.

By contrast, there's little praise for Opinion 39 or its underlying theories. To the contrary, Judge Fall devotes more than 100 pages of his report to a discussion of Supreme Court decisions regarding the constitutional right of lawyers to advertise, and the responsibility imposed on states in regulating free speech.

Overall, the report is an eloquent reminder that Opinion 39 is a constitutional outlier and is completely out of step with the rest of the country. With the full weight of Judge Fall's report to inform it, we are confident that the New Jersey Supreme Court will protect both its lawyers' right to commercial free speech, and our right as independent journalists to non-commercial free speech. The Court has yet to indicate when it will take up the matter, but thanks to Judge Fall, the ground has certainly been well-prepared for that possibility.

- Bill